Shmable

Shmable is an elderly woman with completely natural flaming red locks, sings high pitched opera in church choir every Sunday morn, has a medusa for a piercing, and dines on Taco Bell EVERY evening. Always regular nachos with cheese and sour cream. Carries LARGE oversized Lucky brand handbags. Smokes American Spirits because it's the cool thing to do.

Side note: ANIMAL LOVER.

Is that your natural hair color? Yes, that's shmable. DATING.

by Joshewrynnnn September 6, 2010

shmable dazzle

the thing that hides under your bed at night

The oggie boogie man is scared of the shmable dazzle under his bed

by woop woop potatoes are awesome October 9, 2023

Shmable

The best cheese of all the cheeses, the cheese for posh people.

How about some shmable on your crumpets m’ dear?

by Shuke March 4, 2019