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The act of jerking off while drinking a slurpee
Yo bro i was totally shlurdling while playing cod last night.
by _twinkletoes22 November 29, 2011
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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