You are being such a shlup.

Guy: "Wow, we're having some good sex."
Girl: " Yes. Yes we are."
*Backgound noise: "Shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup."

hey Shlup! your boyfriend's name is BJ! which stands for blow job! lolz!

You know that guy over there, he's such a shlup. I hate him