The sound a wet beanie makes as you pull it onto your head.

A moron, a fool or jackass.

giant pile of snow, dirt, cigarette butts, urine, salt, trash, dog poo, used condoms and other gutter detritus that refuses to melt. Can be cured to the hardness of concrete with a light rain. Typically found on sidewalks and blocking pathways, forcing pedestrians to risk life and limb by walking in the ding-dang street.

When someone is annoying the shit outta you, they are a SHLUNK FUCKER...

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

To drop a fork from significant height down your urethra

1. The act of throwing a sharp object (such as a cleaver) at someone's forehead, or other areas of the body.