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1. Noun
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.
3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.
3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
by Drewrdyh November 26, 2020
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
2
The act of chillin, loungin' , or doing nothing at all is to shlum
I would also call someone who is a 'hermit' a shlum
I would also call someone who is a 'hermit' a shlum
Rick - "Hey man what r u sayin?"
Pablo - "Not a whole lot just shlummin' it"
Mallen - "Look at you, you shlum"
Chris - "Goto school you shlum"
Chris - "Fuckin get a job, you shlum"
" Go out and do somethin and quit shlummin it!"
Pablo - "Not a whole lot just shlummin' it"
Mallen - "Look at you, you shlum"
Chris - "Goto school you shlum"
Chris - "Fuckin get a job, you shlum"
" Go out and do somethin and quit shlummin it!"
by Chris Danks April 11, 2008
3
sch-luhm
adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture resulting in a dry yet sticky sensation in the mouth following the inhalation of ganja.
To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture resulting in a dry yet sticky sensation in the mouth following the inhalation of ganja.
To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
by Vic Lorusso September 29, 2020
4
sch-luhm
adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture in the mouth resulting in a claggy sensation following the inhalation of ganja.
To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture in the mouth resulting in a claggy sensation following the inhalation of ganja.
To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
by Vic Lorusso September 27, 2020
5
(n)The unspecified sexual,innuendious, and/or somewhat derogatory term used to describe either male or female.
(v) Shlumed, Shlum, Shlumming: A verb to describe an unspecified sexual act of someone who you are ridiculing.
(v) Shlumed, Shlum, Shlumming: A verb to describe an unspecified sexual act of someone who you are ridiculing.
by Justin Hanes May 05, 2006