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Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.
Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.
Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?
Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.
Joe: You're sick.
Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?
Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.
Joe: You're sick.
by robeezie January 19, 2013
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009