An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.
Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!
by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016
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When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
by Zach Pitzler October 04, 2019
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