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A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
by Matwak April 23, 2017
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.
by Mr. jerks alot. July 11, 2008
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ShlongDong is the nickname given to Zhija (Eric) Dong the name is commonly used around the schooling area. It is also a name bestowed upon someone who thinks he is tremendously funny but is not. They also act depressed for clout. They are also very annoying. And should be put in a bin. They also love anime and use it to try and be funny. They also get Chug Jug tattoos on their arm to then get beat by their mums which then drives them to scrape it off .
Stirling: Did you see ShlongDong’s new instagram anime meme?
Xanthe: No what was it?
Stirling: Him saying he is depressed after watching Pikatchu and Ash Hentai.
Xanthe: Wow that sounds pretty funny i’ll check it out after school
Stirling: Well I was wondering if you would like to come to my house after School to watch a watch special episode Pokémon *wink* *Wink* .
by ShlongDongLover March 30, 2020
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"this guy named luka , wants his shlong donged"
shlongdong
by corkingcoggo November 28, 2018
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