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A unique mixture of shit, vomit and cum. Often with a hint of piss.
Timmy: "Mom I "shlerded" in my pants again.
Mom: "Don't worry I'll clean it all up, AGAIN."
by Shlerdman August 12, 2017
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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