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A slightly overweight and average height male who is unathletic.
Mike - "Should we invite that new guy in the office to play some pickup basketball?" Frank - "Haha no way bro, he looks like a total shleeb."
by TC51 August 20, 2017
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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When you take something from someone without their permission.
John: "Guess what Dave, I just shleeb'd Mikes girlfriend right infront of his eyes!"

Dave:"Fuck sake John you saucy devil"
by dudewheresmydog123 April 11, 2018
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The substance found on underwear tucked shamelessly into the back part of a closet.
The renovation was going fine until Russell touched the shleeb ridden boxers the homeowner had left in the closet that was being remodeled.
by Lamarthepainter January 05, 2021
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