a busted individual;sloppy;horrible appearance; one who depreciates the value of

A Ffish and chips coleslaw that randomly appears with your food that has not been order. The coleslaw is then left inside a friends car and has become inedible. The coleslaw is then thought to be consumed later by an individual but instead is left in a fridge until it becomes moldy. Finally it is deposited into the ground to develop into a radioactive life form that is to be occasionally dug up and have its progress be checked upon.