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A word used for the highly used element in the Shlarp-verse, that is used to power and make various tool, weapons, and other resources. shlarp is originally found in the great shlarp vaults after they were opened and mass mined, produced, and weaponized. One way to explain what it is, is human feces but produced by an unknown organism that clearly has some out worldly power that allowed humans to take its power.
"I have to work in the shlarp mines today under the rule of blamp to feed my family"
by MW3Cupid1 October 05, 2020
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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Merely a description of a whorish women. Less offensive than using the word slut. Can also be used as an insult.
Bro, you should get Triff to give you oral sex. She's a massive shlarp
by Nic Battersby May 28, 2006
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Shlarp is a word that is commonly used by many men after they have cummed or jizzed all over their partner after have sex.
babe, im so sorry i didnt mean to shlarp all over you and your sister after we had sex. i just couldnt help myself! maybe you should go get a love handle.
by LoveHandlesInc. August 17, 2009
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