Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Ivan: "Ahh Niet, Dat guy has a bigger shlang than us!"
Random Russian dude 2: "Da, he likes to spray his lawn well!"
Random Russian dude 2: "Da, he likes to spray his lawn well!"
by Andrew Wilkinson June 14, 2007
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to adorn ski masks and attack your friends who are tripping on acid and are deathly afraid of aliens.
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The male member. From German die Schlange 'snake'. Used in the Pa. German area of Pennsylvania in my experience back to the 1930s.
He has a big shlang.
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