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Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.
I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard
by Ellbobby February 01, 2011
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Poo-Blizzard:

The act of pooing many pebble-sized pieces during cold weather or the Winter season.
Johnny's toilet broke after having a shizzard.
"Dude, it's freezing out, my fault really, taking that shizzard earlier."
by JBravo11 October 10, 2011
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a shitty blizzard, commonly occurs durring windstorms in fields with fresh fertilizer on it. Also can occur when you are caught in a port-a-john when it tips over, thus covering you in shit and making it appear as though you were caught in a shizzard
"Christ john you smell like shit, were you caught in a shizzard?
by kyle cuthbertson August 09, 2008
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N. The combination of the terms 'shizzle' and 'wizard', meaning a cool person with magical abilities.

Not to be confused with the other definition of 'shizzard' meaning a shitty blizzard
The cocky rapper thought his rhymes were magical, thus calling himself the Shizzard.
by Shizzzard July 13, 2009
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