The phenomenon where a shit is so big that that it crests the water in the bowl resulting in said shit being partially in the water and out of the water. Similar to the visual where a ship that has crashed and is sinking.
Man I just took a shitwreck in that public toilet since I couldn’t make it to my home base toilet in time.
by Btk23 March 03, 2019
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
by soodonaime July 28, 2011
noun, a thing that creates chaos for everything around it. Alternatively, a person who creates chaos for everything around him or her.
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos
My love life is a shitwreck. (noun)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)
by Acecatdog November 11, 2008
Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
by shitstained mattress April 24, 2017
It's like a ship wreck, but with shit.
Bill: Sure Jeanne's a slut, but she still supports her kids.
Me: Oh?
Bill: Yeah, her life isn't a total shit wreck.
Me: Oh?
Bill: Yeah, her life isn't a total shit wreck.
by alkalinegirl August 18, 2008
by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator August 29, 2015
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