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The phenomenon where a shit is so big that that it crests the water in the bowl resulting in said shit being partially in the water and out of the water. Similar to the visual where a ship that has crashed and is sinking.
Man I just took a shitwreck in that public toilet since I couldn’t make it to my home base toilet in time.
by Btk23 March 03, 2019
Jun 3 Word of the Day
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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noun, a thing that creates chaos for everything around it. Alternatively, a person who creates chaos for everything around him or her.
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos
My love life is a shitwreck. (noun)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)
by Acecatdog November 11, 2008
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Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
by shitstained mattress April 24, 2017
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It's like a ship wreck, but with shit.
Bill: Sure Jeanne's a slut, but she still supports her kids.
Me: Oh?
Bill: Yeah, her life isn't a total shit wreck.
Me: Oh?
Bill: Yeah, her life isn't a total shit wreck.
by alkalinegirl August 18, 2008