Synonym for Stanwood, WA. Used by people who are sick and tired of living in Stanwood.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Shitwoods Aka the Shithole on the Hill, is a 1 star Duluth Minnesota estalishment that pretends to be a 5 star business, they sell burnt food and drinks with maggots in them, Shitwoods, a phony business that lies to customers and shits on its employees.