Shituation - pronounced like "situation": def. the sudden realization of an impending intestinal commotion of some sort, but most commonly used when referring to the need to get to the nearest bathroom facilities that will hopefully provide the privacy and comfort needed in order to assure a smooth delivery of the offending intestinal ordnance.
by Backandforth June 06, 2011
(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.
After hooking up with his female friend once, and being denied a second time, Jake found himself in a shituation.
by thunderbearhawk November 08, 2011
A situation in which one's time to reach a proper bathroom will exceed the amount of time before an involuntary bowl movement will occur.
by Magatron February 06, 2013
A situation gone bad having to do with shit in one way or the other. Please see examples below where one would use shituation appropriately.
1) Can we please hurry home? I am about to shit my pants. We have a real SHITUATION on our hands.
2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?
2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?
by JSilverado83 October 16, 2007
by grinner71 September 15, 2011
A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."
"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."
"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
by jayksroom March 07, 2015
Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
by Dosaaaa November 05, 2015