The point where you shove your foot up someone's ass and when you pull it out shit comes with it
I'm gonna give Zachary a shitty shoebox
by I have 2 dads October 31, 2015
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When someone with diarrhea builds up a lot of pressure and shits towards an opponent
Damn Micheal blasted a Shitty Shotgun at me again!
by Ziklon December 22, 2019
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when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013
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When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty
"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"
by Donheis December 29, 2013
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This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014
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Used to describe something which is so awesome that when it is gone, those who experienced it feel empty and let down.
"Man, when Christ walked the earth that was shitty-sweet"
by Nick Ashley April 13, 2005
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