When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

this is what someone who fingers their own arsehole has.