When a woman with a nipple as large as a penis fucks a man in the ass with it.
When I saw the size of her nipples, I asked for a shitty tittie.
by Leroy Slim Stijn May 02, 2011
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A sexual move when a male inserts his penis into a female's brown eye, then proceeds to titty fuck the lady, leaving remnants of shit from her own ass on her chest.
I gave Shannon a shitty titty and then kicked her ass out because she had her own shit all over her tits.
by Joey P. and BLaX August 26, 2006
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Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.
John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...

Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.

Shitty titty it's hot in here.

This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.
by bluedevil627 August 14, 2011
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When a female has a nice personality, face, and body; except for her breasts.
"Oh man, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but those are one bad case of shitty titties."
by crystallis November 14, 2012
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When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.
After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.
by shwillybilly December 09, 2007
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when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.
i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me
by waldaaayyy September 05, 2010
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