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1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power
Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper
by Conrad Liguish May 03, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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The equivalent to a spittoon, but made for shit; a receptacle for shit; a toilet.
Do you have a plunger? I plugged the shittoon again.
by JD Vencill November 08, 2007
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Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.
Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.
by Max January 05, 2006
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