An extremely rare dialect of English known only to be spoken by a single living person in the town of Wareham, Massachusetts. It is a highly distinctive speech that is incomprehensible to the average American due to the rushed nature of its delivery. When spoken properly, everyday English words mash together in a way that can only be understood by a handful of people in the world.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed