Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.
Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”
Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”
Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”
Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”
Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”
Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”
by sleet420 February 13, 2021
When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.
So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.
by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021
A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".
John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.
by Uberklokken October 13, 2020
When you,you and your friends, or just you and your team play like complete shit the entire match and still end up winning.
by Simbroa August 05, 2017
by Oopsjaydiditagain June 27, 2021