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noun, slang
The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"
- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005
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Shitten is a term to describe a cat with curly hair (also known as a sheep cat/kitten) which comes from the Selkirk Rex breed of cats.
Person 1: omg I just got a new shitten
Person 2: wtf is a shitten
Person 3: it’s a sheep+cat
Person 2: oh, *please don’t call it that*
Person 2: wtf is a shitten
Person 3: it’s a sheep+cat
Person 2: oh, *please don’t call it that*
by Hibiscus 🌺 October 11, 2020
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When a person wraps copious amounts of toilet paper around their hands in order to keep their hands/fingers clear of doo-doo they have made a shitten.
Derived from the former shit-mitten.
Derived from the former shit-mitten.
It was horrible when I was assaulted by my careless turdburglar co-worker because my pants were down and I was wearing one brown shitten.
by MagdalenaOriginal August 05, 2009
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"Wow, that presentation really sucked."
"Yeah, it could have been good, but Mitch wouldn't shut up - he tends to shitten things."
"Yeah, it could have been good, but Mitch wouldn't shut up - he tends to shitten things."
by Eileen Fitzpatrick March 12, 2010