The perfect level of drunkness, falling between shitfaced and tipsy.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

"adj" As to or referencing a case of the "shits" or runny bum syndrome. "noun" Or a term of endearment for a piece of shit car.