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To wish the pre-mentioned act upon someone getting right on your nipple ends.
'Bob told the gaffer I got away sharp yesterday, and I got a right bollocking, I hope he shits a hedgehog today'
by Dabhand August 28, 2009
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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