1. You fucking shitnik, you sat on my hamster!

2. Oh, I appear to be suffering from a case of the shitniks

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

Shitnik goes to get the puck, shitnik trips, the puck goes in his own net!