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A meeting or gathering of some sort that you have to go to that is complete bull shit.
"Oh man! I am sorry I can't meet you for a coffee later as I have a shitmeet at 5 o'clock"
by dusty-boots October 10, 2008
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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