Shitman is a fictional character, a superhero widely considered to be an Internet cultural icon.

Shitman is the alter ego of 47 year old Namtih Tnega, a village idiot that is often very angry at how unfair the world is towards him.
It's a Turd.. It's Insane.. It's Shitman!
by shitman sucks March 28, 2009
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The person you hire to do the dirty work. For a high amount of money he will follow your target and when the time is right he will launch shit at their face with no traces leading back to you.
Lucas "Man, I really hate this douche bag at work"
Jacob "I know a guy that can take care of that"
Lucas "Dude?! I dont wanna kill him"
Jacob "Naa bro, I got a Shitman on speed dial, your co-worker will be out of work with severe pink eye for atleast two weeks."
by shitmen January 06, 2012
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A type of Hitman who utilizes in shtting rather than killing
Man: I'm going to use a Hitman to fuck you up
Robber: What?
Man: A SHITMAN to crap on you, then I'll call the Cops!
by lolmaster444 July 02, 2017
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To excrete, To use the toilet, to empty the bowel.
I'm going for a Shitman. Is there any toilet paper?
by Steve Woodier October 27, 2007
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every time you hit the bathroom in middle school this guy is in there takin a shit
third hour shit break....dude...do you ever leave the shitter shitman?
by crazy hurren nite guy tew shy November 03, 2012
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1.a man and/or woman, made of shit.
2.a person of exceptional shitness..aka are really bad at what theyre doing/trying
1.ahaha...look at that guy try n kickflip...pfft shitman
2.can you play poker?..."nope"....well your a shitman aren't ya?
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A person ya hate that is full of disgust, and is a boring ass with no type of humour or fun.
Kid; LOL, Theres a shitman!!! Friend; LOL I KNOW RIGHT!!
by Charli and Boba Lover xx December 02, 2020
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