A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.
Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."
by CosmicBig Mike October 18, 2010
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a furious quote of Retro Game Rage, Nostalgia Critic, Irate Gamer, and The Angry Video Game Nerd.
I'm trying to aim the fucking atom. If you hold the SQUARE button, you'll be fucked! What were they thinking?!?!?!?! What a shitload of fuck! What an assy shitload of motherfucking bullfuck! I rather take a cat and put the cat's asshole into my MOUTH!!! Bloody fuck! Meine Verficktes Sheiβe. Pinche perra de gata. DIE ALREADY, BUBSY 3D!! Hadouken! Get over here! Shoryuken! Tatsumaki Senpuyaku!! FUS RO DAH!!! THIS, IS, SPARTA!!!! -Retro Game Rage
by Fuck Cats October 06, 2015
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A subtle type of data that can only be stored in a micro chip that fits in the back pocket of a raggedy ann doll. no joke
the compact SHITload i found in my doll helped me get my trailer park back! and i'm a redneck! hu hu
when i look at my compact SHITload, i just wanna b fuckin sheep
by the parsh February 02, 2003
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Another variable of the term 'shitload'
Using the wording 'fucking' multiplies the original amount to the tenth power.
Example: I have a fucking shitload of apples would mean that I have a considerable more amount of apples that just saying that I have a shitload of apples
by fukhead October 11, 2011
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A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.
Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.
by Hally13uk October 05, 2011
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A unit of measurement, greater than a shit-ton, but less than a fuckton.
I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.
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