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'Shitgun' can be called by one person out of more than one people that need a dump, and are faced with one toilet.

Adam: 'Christ, I need a shit, i'm touching cloth. As soon as we get home, im in there'

Joe: 'Bad luck bro, I already called shitgun on yo ass. Suffer!'
by Drzygote June 01, 2007
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.
"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."
by Chase Cheffe May 26, 2009
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v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination
Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
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the american army used the shit gun at the Germans. After the war all the Germans were covered in shit
by Gav Gav June 28, 2007
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A maneuver popular amongst native Asian youths. It is executed by clasping both hands together with both index fingers extended, sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, and attempting to sodomize said person with the index fingers.
A little kid tried to shitgun me today and broke both of his index fingers.
by mikook April 17, 2008
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