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Not to be confused with shit glue, a shitgluer is a profession or job description. When shit falls apart, it is a shitgluer's responsibility to put it back together.
Shitgluer may not necessarily use real glue, but can if he or she chooses. Also, the thing that fell apart may not be exactly the same after the shitgluer has completed all tasks, but it will function effectively.
Job difficulty increases in extreme cases, such as when the shit hits the fan.
Shitgluer may not necessarily use real glue, but can if he or she chooses. Also, the thing that fell apart may not be exactly the same after the shitgluer has completed all tasks, but it will function effectively.
Job difficulty increases in extreme cases, such as when the shit hits the fan.
The birthday party will be a failure because he doesn't know how to plan party. It will be for shit.
"I know, let's call the shitgluer!"
The project is not done and the shit's gonna hit the fan because the boss is on her way!
"Better call the Shitgluer!"
"I know, let's call the shitgluer!"
The project is not done and the shit's gonna hit the fan because the boss is on her way!
"Better call the Shitgluer!"
by agnafarraige December 01, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018