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Man: (To wife) Could you give me a blowwy?
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then
*Wife begins the deed*
Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?
*Wife bites down hard*
Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then
*Wife begins the deed*
Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?
*Wife bites down hard*
Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!
by Billy Sheepfucker April 16, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018