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The process in which you are in a public area and don't want to make it obvious you're taking a shit, so you shit really quickly while flushing the toilet so no one can hear it. Definitely recommended for anyone who hates to hear the plunk of a really large shit and feel the disappointment of your fellow humans as you slowly open the stall, hoping no one sees you :)
"Oh man, I really have to poop but there's a long line and they'll totally know that I'm pooping.
"Dude, take a shitflushrush."
"Thanks man! You really saved my ass"
"Yeah, well, you'll still have more shit in your ass, but at least get 1/3 out."
"Dude, take a shitflushrush."
"Thanks man! You really saved my ass"
"Yeah, well, you'll still have more shit in your ass, but at least get 1/3 out."
by TheEndHasNoEnd December 08, 2015
Aug 1 Word of the Day
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011