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The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
by Joe_C388 May 17, 2011
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by KABT October 26, 2007
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One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.
by TheEveryman May 16, 2009
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An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.
by King Byron July 25, 2008
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When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.
My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.
by Cosmo88 November 08, 2015
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The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.
Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.
by Sdmx October 15, 2006