one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
by Danarky May 14, 2003
by roofrob May 23, 2021
by Sneaky0 April 07, 2020
What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.
Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up
by Donny Diamond May 08, 2018
by SmitMeister September 29, 2020
by SmitMeister September 29, 2020
The horrific and most problematic shit from the subcontinent that there is, usually it causes any unfortunate victims to get traumatic brain trauma and subsequently go into a coma. Can usually be found in corner shops from men called Durgesh.
"Hello Ankeet, I have just done the fiddly diddly Nepalese Pilchard Shite"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"
by StinkyBoy556 March 20, 2019