Shitbaton

Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.

Can be abbreviated to "sbt"

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.