shit·house
ˈSHitˌhous/
noun: vulgar slang
1. A toilet.
2. A messy place, like an outdoor toilet.
3. Description of a person who is drunk to the point of being a complete mess.
ˈSHitˌhous/
noun: vulgar slang
1. A toilet.
2. A messy place, like an outdoor toilet.
3. Description of a person who is drunk to the point of being a complete mess.
by droneprime December 14, 2013
by levi & oliver November 24, 2008
by jampony April 21, 2007
by Dagwood April 27, 2004
Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
by funnydoodette August 16, 2008
Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.
Some examples:
"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."
And...
"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."
And...
"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005
UK usage-
A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.
Term comes from the large brick built outside toilets once common in working class areas of the UK.
A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.
Term comes from the large brick built outside toilets once common in working class areas of the UK.
by black flag June 07, 2004