a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).
Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
by berbebad February 13, 2015
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A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory
by the_steve June 20, 2005
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1.take a shit in your pants...that is a shit-ton of shit in your pants.
2.shit-load*shit-load = shit-ton cuFt/Lb.
2.shit-load*shit-load = shit-ton cuFt/Lb.
'I have a shit-ton of shit to do today.'
'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!'
'Now, that's a shit-ton.'
'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!'
'Now, that's a shit-ton.'
by DickTrickle April 02, 2004
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by A metric shit ton February 21, 2016
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by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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by seang February 08, 2013
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A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.
Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
by epicninja552 February 11, 2015
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