"Dang bro that teach gave us a SHIT-TON of homework today."

"Oh you mean she gave us a lot."
by egorebutton September 27, 2011
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Probably an assload of metric shit tons. The only way to tell about the shit in life that is beyond your normal imagined understanding.

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Galen & Patrick have an atomic shit ton of shit to learn about.
by tmshlp October 24, 2014
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a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
by bballbro222 February 26, 2011
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A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
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“ oh look that guy shaved his beard
“ woah he looks a shit-ton-fuck younger “
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When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
by GlazeHer October 28, 2013
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