by egorebutton September 27, 2011
Probably an assload of metric shit tons. The only way to tell about the shit in life that is beyond your normal imagined understanding.
shit tonmetric shit tonass loadholy shitshit
shit tonmetric shit tonass loadholy shitshit
by tmshlp October 24, 2014
a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
by bballbro222 February 26, 2011
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 14, 2011
by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
by GlazeHer October 28, 2013

