Urban Dictionary: Shit-ton

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.

That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.

by Kimmbel September 08, 2008

25 gigabytes.

S - "How big is world of warcraft?"
C - "idk, a shit ton of data"
S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!"
C - "yeah, a shit ton."

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Shit ton

A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.

Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.

by peaches and twiz July 17, 2010

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shit ton

An "official" SI unit.

The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.

Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.

Kayla: yeah'duh

by BH Do Work December 07, 2008

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shit-ton

a whole lotta something

there was a shit-ton of puss at that party

by Thad December 24, 2002

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Shit ton

A term meaning a lot, an ass load, a bunch or many of something

That dog is fat i bet he weighs a shit ton

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shit ton

A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.

"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"

by Kazzemi August 01, 2008

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