1. A lot

More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"

2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.
Hey William!
Yeah Chris?
Get any pussy this weekend?
yeah, I got a shit fuck ton.
by Chuck McDowell July 10, 2010
Get the merch
Get the shit fuck ton neck gaiter and mug.
An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
by TheLumbahjack September 12, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Shit Ass Ton mug for your friend Sarah.
An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
by Pills_Bury September 11, 2006
Get the mug
Get a shit ass ton mug for your bunkmate James.
Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021
Get the mug
Get a International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day mug for your grandma Helena.
A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.
OMG garry! I just had the biggest ten ton shit in my life! and now my ass looks like a black hole!
by Overell1338 September 12, 2008
Get the merch
Get the ten ton shit neck gaiter and mug.
Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009
Get the mug
Get a shit ass balls ton mug for your guy Abdul.
That's like a lot.
To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."
by ColoBrooke February 05, 2016
Get the merch
Get the elephant dumptruck shit ton neck gaiter and mug.