Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday
by Ssta February 14, 2020
The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.
End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
by Jeepersbo February 02, 2007
Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'
This traffic shits me to tears,
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
by jonoabroad September 13, 2007
by Lauren October 23, 2004
Just literally completely ruining and destroying some pussy or ass. Just fucking making that shit disappear. Causing the lining of one's pussy or ass to just cease to exist. God-like destruction of a hole, total annihilation. One cannot come back from such a cataclysmic event.
by GooneryTypeBeat October 22, 2019