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The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs
'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'
by outofthewoods90 February 08, 2008
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When a project manager or team leader has to fix issues, errors and problems created by clients or team members.
I just looked at the developers delivery and it's crap. The client is not happy. I have to fix this. It is going to be a serious shit shuffle.
by Meddac September 13, 2017
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A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.
“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”
by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021
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Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018
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