Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

Having a wank whilst taking a shit...

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit

A total and complete dickoff in wich no one likes.

Using your shit as a lube when you wank. Also known as defecation-masturbation.

A common insult with the same meaning as twat dickhead wanker etc.