The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013
when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs
'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'
by outofthewoods90 February 08, 2008
When a project manager or team leader has to fix issues, errors and problems created by clients or team members.
I just looked at the developers delivery and it's crap. The client is not happy. I have to fix this. It is going to be a serious shit shuffle.
by Meddac September 13, 2017
by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021
The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.
I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!
by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016
During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St
by 132_and_bush April 02, 2016
Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....
Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.
by Shah of the Bayou October 08, 2013