Urban Dictionary: Shit on me

Todd tole told the counter girl to make me a sandwich. The woman spat at him and said, I ain't yo damn bitch!" That shit had me Rolin'!

by Jew Killer321 December 14, 2011

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)

Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!

by poemsbypam December 27, 2011

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

by oracle March 12, 2004

cant remember the status comment i was gonna write, its shits me

kids just wont listen, they shit me

stop annoying me, yr giving me the shits

by shaggyist July 25, 2010

by Holy cow Batman February 04, 2019

by Shah dhdhsh November 28, 2013

kiddin me, used when some one something you absouletly disagree with

person 1:Check My foot work, check my foot work, ye ain't got these
(ugly tore up filas)
person 2: Shit me, ain't nobody want those