One who is ugly and lacks the ability to dress themselves or choose a haircut that a human being should have
by p122118 August 25, 2008
Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")
by tomfx March 24, 2015
Word used frequently by a sixty year old grandmother who delights in Goodwill shopping, antique shopping, BARGAINS, and gambling on penny machines -- it describes anything frustrating, amazing, eye-boggling, shocking, or totally unexpected
by stellastan February 03, 2010
by cornholio October 16, 2003
Friend A: "You're a scrub, you glass shard eater!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"
by vinroy7 May 29, 2016
by charlie March 30, 2005
An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
by CassiopeaVixen1 March 05, 2009