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The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.
OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??
by MiR.D February 18, 2010
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Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart
Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.
by RenegadeRebel January 13, 2007
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A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.
"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."
by 711arbor October 14, 2009
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When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.
Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.
by rburton September 30, 2009
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